Younguns,  and Plenty of ‘em

 

A five-year old boy went for a weekend trip with his grandparents.  On the way home they stopped at a country restaurant  for lunch.  The little boy left the table to use the restroom by himself and a moment later he returned with a confused look on his face.  He said, “Grandma, am a hen or a rooster?”

 

There was a small boy who lived out in the country.  One evening they had a visitor who the boy had to share his room with.  As they got ready for bed, the small boy kneeled down on his side of the bed.  Seeing this, the visitor also kneeled

on his side of the bed not wanting the boy to think he didn't say prayers, too. The small boy looked over at him curiously and said, "What are you doing over there?" The visitor replied, "The same thing that you're doing." The boy answered, "My ma is gonna be mad at you. There's no pot on that side."

 

A man and his young daughter were in an elevator with several people, including a gorgeous blonde. just as the elevator door opened, the blonde slapped the man in the face and left in a huff. "I don't like her either," the little girl said to her stunned father. "When she stepped on my foot, I pinched her!"

 

A little boy was staying with his aunt. He came up to her at her bridge club and very boldly said, "Auntie, I have to tinkle!" She stood up and took him aside and said, "Jimmy, please don't say 'tinkle' in front of everyone. Say you have to 'whisper' instead." He agreed and late ' r that day she left the nephew with his uncle. Suddenly Jimmy said, "Uncle, I have to whisper!" So his uncle said, "Okay partner, whisper in my ear."

 

A grandchild went to his grandfather and asked him if he' could make a noise like a frog. His grandpa said, "Why do you want me to do that?"

He replied, "Well, Mom and Dad said when you croak we're goin' to Disney World!"

 

A little girl was given a watch and a bottle of perfume as birthday gifts. She kept pestering people, "See my watch? Smell my perfume?" A little later on her mother said, "Dear, the minister is coming for supper and I don't want you to bother him about your watch and perfume."

So the little girl obeyed her mother. But while they were sitting at the table she just couldn't take it anymore, so she said to the minister, "I'm not supposed to talk about this, but anything you hear, and anything you smell, it's me!"

 

Three young boys were arguing over whose dad was the fastest. The first boy said, "My dad drives a drag racing car and goes three hundred miles an hour, so I say he's the fastest!" The second boy bragged, "That's nothing! My dad's a fighter jet pilot and flies faster than the sound barrier, so I say he's the fastest."

The third boy just laughed and said, "My dad's got you all beat. He works for the government and his job doesn't get out until five‑thirty but he's home by three o'clock every day!"

 

On a summer evening during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her little boy into bed.  She was about to turn out the light when he asked in a shaky voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?”  His mom smiled, gave him a hug and said,  “ I can’t do that, dear.  I have to sleep with daddy.”

After a long silence, the little boy said, “The big sissy!”