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'An Independent Baptist Church' Politically correct Pledge of Allegiance (endorsed by the 9th Circuit Court of California)
Below is a rendition of a student attempting to say the Pledge of Allegiance with a judge from the California 9th Circuit Court trying to help the student say it ‘correctly’…..
I pledge allegiance to the flag…
Wait..wait…wait…cut, cut, cut…You can’t say to the flag…that’s that symbol originated by our forefathers who had those Judeo-Christian beliefs…..they talked about God…we can’t be pledging allegiance to that flag….Come on.. come up with something better than that…
I pledge allegiance to the United States of America….
Hold it, hold it, hold it…what about OTHER countries? Just because somebody lives in this country doesn’t mean they support the country! People should have the freedom to pledge their allegiance to whatever country they want to…after all this is America. Try again.
I pledge allegiance to whatever it is I believe in…..
..that’s better..
And to the Republics for which they may stand..
Okay..
Multiple Nations under God…
Whoop, whoop, hold it…cut, cut, cut….
You said the ‘G’ Word! Don’t you realize there are a lot of atheists in this country who don’t believe in the ‘G’ Word.. You Can’t be saying that…we can’t be forcing our views on them… Alright….try it again.
I pledge allegiance to wherever it is I believe in..
Good..
And to the republics for which they may stand…
Uh, uh!
Multiple nations under the sky…
Great!
Individuals with liberty to march to the beat of their own drum.
Uh, uh.
With No unity and relative justice for each sub-culture as defined by its own standards.
Perfect! You nailed it kid! |