Older.....But Wiser

Mr. Smith, a seventy-five-year old decided that they were in love, just married a young, beautiful eighteen-year-old girl.  A friend asked, "How did you get an eighteen-year-old to marry you when you're seventy-five?"  The man said, "I told her I was ninety-five."

There was an old woman from Kent, whose nose was remarkably bent; One day, they suppose, she followed her nose, and nobody knows where she went.