YOU MIGHT BE A FISHIN’ FOOL

·        Your favorite Bible verse: ‘My ROD and my REEL, they comfort me’ (ST. Pete; 12lb. test)...

·        Your bumper sticker: WOMEN WANT ME…FISH FEAR ME,,

·        One of the deciding factors in marrying your wife was that she owned a great boat and motor...

·        The last time you told the truth was when you called another fisherman a liar...

·        You find dirty fingernails on your wife attractive...

·        The smell of soured cheddar cheese fish bait makes you feel romantic...

·        You consider WEENIES an CRACKERS a complete meal...

·        You call your boat ‘sweetheart’ and your wife ‘Skeeter’...

·        You go to church to meet new fishing partners…

·        Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat…

·        You named your dog ‘Mercury’ your cat ‘Evinrude’, and your first child ‘Zeb’ (short for Zebco’)…

·        You’d reluctantly agree to take your wife fishing with you just so you won’t have to kiss her good-bye…

·        You married your wife not because she’s pretty…but because she can fry fish…

·        Your son-in-law weighed his newborn baby on your fish-weighing scales…and the baby weighed 37 pounds!!!

·        You have a photo on your desk at work of your 10-pounder instead of your family…

·        You think Megabytes means a good day of fishing…

·        You were once out in a boat on Sunday morning and told your fishing buddy... “I couldn’t have went to church today anyway…my wife’s at home in bed sick”…

·        You have a small fortune in fishing boat and equipment…and your wife drives a vehicle that’s about to fall apart... (Your boat sits inside the garage...her car stays outside...)

·        You have dislocated your shoulder at least once when describing your catch…

·        You have what is known as “FISHERMAN’S PANTS’…they simply will not sufficiently cover your backside when sitting in a boat…friends have been known to get whiplash from turning their heads away so quickly at the horrible sight…

·        Your idea of a quality evening is making ‘home-made’ sinkers and hunting nightcrawlers…

·        Your children know it is Saturday because the boat’s gone…

·        Your wife puts on green lipstick so you’ll kiss you more…

·        You planned your honeymoon by checking the Fisherman’s Almanac...

·        You have a power worm dangling from your rear-view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener…

·        Your favorite Bible story is about the fella who loaves and fishes...