Cowboy Wisdom

1. Never squat with your spurs on.
2. Don’t interfere with something that ain’t botherin’ you none.
3. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.
4. It is easiest to eat crow while it is still warm.  The colder is gets, the harder it is to swallow.
5. The biggest troublemaker you’ll ever have to deal with watches you shave his face every morning.
6. A woman marries a man thinking she can change him, but she can’t.  A man marries a woman thinking she will never change, but she does.
7. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
8. Never hire an electrician with scorched eyebrows.
9. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have all died.
10. Never slap a man (or woman) who’s chewing tobacco.
11. There are 3 kinds of people; the ones that learn by reading; those that learn by observation; and the rest of them who have to touch the fire themselves to see if it’s really hot.
12. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
13. Never miss a good chance to shut up.