Wisdom of Confucius

Confucius say…..

…Man who open car door for girl friend reveal one thing… Either car is new or girlfriend is new…

…Many husband he kiss with eyes open. He want make sure his wife’s not around to catch him.

…Old Bachelor he man who now have money to burn but pilot light gone out.

…Old Maid she woman who know all answers, but nobody ask her questions.

…When man he bring wife flowers for no reason, there usually reason.

…Golf is game in which small ball is chased by man who too old to chase anything else.

…Most women like old shoe…everything worn out but tongue.

…Bachelor he is man who never make same mistake once.

…God he make universe and then he rested. He then make man and then he rested once more. Next he make woman-and nobody have rested ever since.

…When dentist say “open wide”…do he mean mouth or wallet?

…Behind every successful man is good woman…and very surprised mother-in-law

…No husband ever been shot while he do dishes.

…Man who have clear conscience usually have bad memory too.

…Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arm in woman's sink.

…Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

…Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy.

…He who place head in sand will get kicked in the end.